So, for those who know me, know that my skin color is just a shade darker than snow! I have always been a casper and had many nicknames like Tippex, The milk man's daughter, snowy, etc... Name it and I had that nickname!
It is summer time and it means that I have to show some skin again and then I realize that I really am insanely white! My family and I are also going to the sea in December. I found this gem of the last time when we were there
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| Yes, this is me! |
I white-out on photos, I am invisible on some, and sometimes I get a photo I can actually use, where I don't white-out!
I have tried tanning, I have tried spray tans... I have tried every trick in the book, so stop giving me tips: Been there, done that, got the leopard striped spray tan marks....
Yes, I have had some bad times just trying to tan, like being sunburned very badly, etc, etc...But then I realized there are perks to being a Casper:
I give Snow White a run for her money. I make Tippex look brown. I give snow Arc Eyes. I shine brighter than a white paper in the sun... AND I LOVE IT!
- When I'm old, I won't have a rubbery and ugly skin, because I never tan.
- I can't tan (Tanning is bad for your skin), I just stay snow white.
- I can scare people in the dormitory and make them believe that I am a ghost.
- All the colors of rainbow look good with my skin
- I shine like white paper when I'm in the sun (almost like the vampires in Twilight, unfortunately I don't sparkle...YET).
- Chinese think of me as royalty, because kings, queens and other royalty are not allowed out of the palace, therefore they have very white skins. (I learned this fact, when I was in Paris and met a lot of Chinese tourists).
- I won't be mistaken for another race.
- People instantly know that I'm from European lineage.
I give Snow White a run for her money. I make Tippex look brown. I give snow Arc Eyes. I shine brighter than a white paper in the sun... AND I LOVE IT!
Regards,
The Blonde Ghost
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